Friday, October 10, 2008

Beer. The Safer Investment.


Many thanks to Jen at Amazing Trips for passing this on!

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left. With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

3 comments:

Life in the Bend said...

I love this!

Khara said...

I'm choosing not to share this with my husband. He doesn't need any more excuses to drink. Football is enough. ;P

S and K said...

Too Funny, I have to send this to my dad!