Can you guess what I'm going?? Yep...time for this singer to learn to accompany herself with more than a one finger piano part...so...Every Bad Girl Does An Emo-dance (EBGDAE).
Enter stage left: Jess Strantz (ROCK ON!)
Jess attempts to teach Melissa her first guitar lesson all while spouting advice about toughing up finger tips by holding your fingers over a flame and then testing the callouses later with needles... (sidebar: kids, do NOT try this at home! Especially MY kids!)
Center stage under mounting pressure to perform: Melissa, sticking her tongue out at 20 + years of procrastination and trying to figure out how to hold the guitar with boobs in the way. (Please take note of the way rad Invisible Children shirt...one of my Christmas presents.)