Saturday, January 12, 2008

Girls Scouts: Handmaidens of Satan

Why else would they make their cookie season during the month of January when fat, chubby, or simply fluffy people are trying desperately to lose weight? What fresh hell is this?
By the way, your orders are in.


dana said...

I want some!
When is Larry coming out next? Let me know if you have any available to sell.
=) Dana

deichmans said...

Because the ThinMints melt when it's warmer outside. Besides, who ever REALLY sticks to those silly New Years Resolutions anyway? Like 19th century British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli once said, "Life's too short to be small!" :-)

Melissa B. said...

Dana...Larry is out there right now but we were just delivering orders that were placed in November. We don't have any extra! :-( Sorry.